To be fair, I do like bacon. I like ribeyes more.
I will also concede, whoever put the left-most graphic together did a great job. They really caught Offerman’s features well. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to make myself look any better than what’s displayed.
I’ve enjoyed ribeyes longer than Offerman’s had an acting career, but he is a funny SOB, and I look forward to his next-whatever-he-does.